December 2011
When I get ready for a party: →
ikaakmar:
Expectation:
Reality:
That awkward moment when you forget the name of...
nicoosuxx:
Can you pass me that thing?
and the other person is like, what thing?
that thing!… the thingy! -__________- THAAAAAT SHIT!!!
I wanna have a birthday party in a toy store.
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
gigglingbean:
”YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND.. put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite.”
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
acciohoran:
if you say
narnia
directioner
directionator
amazayn
fabulouis
brilliam
phenomeniall
whatever the dumb one for harry is
don’t
just
don’t
When mom would say she brought you something: →
5years old:
Now:
Sometimes when I'm here on Tumblr, I think. How...
I think I'm just an angry person. →
theannoyingskwid:
Drop my pen:
someone acts like an idiot:
Bitch pretends to be stupid:
Someone tells me a story:
Teacher gives pop quiz:
Some bitch acting like she’s all that:
and worst…Someone eats my food:
When girls at my school complain about having... →
gigglingbean:
They’re like:
I’m just sitting here like:
it just hit me. 2011 is over like next week.
ovodreamvillian:
wtf have i done this year?
